Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy in... the worst movie trailer I've seen since The Hottie and the Nottie

John McCain may profess to oppose torture, but apparently his supporters would beg to differ.

top 5 films of 2007

wrote this a few weeks ago, but only posting it here now. whatever.

1. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
2. Ratatouille
3. Zodiac
4. No Country For Old Men
5. There Will Be Blood

Runner-up: Michael Clayton
Future Cult Film: The Nines
Waiting for the DVD: Lake of Fire; 4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days (apparently I have a thing for abortion movies)

in which i hopefully resume sporadic updates

Sarah Brightman & Hot Gossip - I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper

As much as I may want to harp on the horrors of the 80s, the 70s were considerably worse, as this godawful 1978 UK one-hit disco wonder so ably demonstrates.  Hideous sparkly uniforms, painfully cheesy sci-fi-derived sexual innuendoes, and male dancers of dubious heterosexuality abound.